westerama:

Mars University

Dean Vernon: You robots are a disgrace to this university! Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, Robot House! Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House! Whenever a human corpse is desecrated-

Bender: Now I an explain that!

(This is especially cruel for book readers, tbh)

THIS EXISTS?!?!? THIS EXISTS!!!

tumblrofthrones:

Happy Father’s Day!

itsinthetrees:

“Mother, are you certain?”  Clearly, Robb was not.

“Never more,” Catelyn lied glibly.  “Lord Walder is my father’s bannerman.  I have known him since I was a girl.  He would never offer me any harm.”  Unless he saw some profit in it, she added silently, but some truths did not bear saying, and some lies were necessary.

via: time2getbuck:

I realized something today. I don’t know why I didn’t before.

Walder Frey’s third son is named Aenys. Aenys. If Danaerys is pronounced Dan-air-iss, Rhaegar is pronounced Ray-gar, and Aemon is pronounced Ay-mon… All long A sounds… That means the second in line to inherit the Twins is Ay-niss… He’s essentially named Anus Frey.

…. Sounds about right

!!!!!

ecthelion:

I never said I was a nice person.

Catelyn is clearly charmed…

…wonder if Lord Walder (the “fucking” is always implied) Frey already sees the room in red…

You stay classy, Walder Fucking Frey.

Baelor, 1.09  …at The Twins

*thank you for whoever you are out in Tumblrland for creating the lower portion

Walder Frey: worst wedding host EVER. Heh.

tumblrofthrones:

Oh hi Walder, ya creepy old fuck!